In this regrettable campaign, the makers of SPAM canned meat byproduct urge consumers to try a new snack just as tasty as “your family’s favorite” fish fingers. Just grab the fleshy mess of canned meat, gouge out a few shapes that approximate fingers, and finish the mess in a frying pan of margarine! Voila! A tasty and healthy afternoon treat perfect for serving to visitors or family members that you do not like.
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