These Vintage Food Ads Will Churn Your Stomach

In a self-serving effort to entice customers to buy and consume MOR COTTAGE CHEESE, Sealtest Kitchens presents this doozy of an ad for a Cottage Cheese Omelette. The advertisement entices the reader with a picture that shows a garbage disposal full of chalky and curdy items disgorging off the side of an oval plate. Upon closer inspection, if your stomach can take it, one can see that the food matter is arrayed in a manner that roughly approximates an omelette… an omelette that the Devil might offer you at his little diner on the far side of the River Styx.